Tag Archives: funny
Blonde brain?
My brain has been on vacation for the past few weeks. (I know, I know – let the blonde jokes commence.) Although I don’t have proof that said brain exists, I’m working with the assumption that it’s still up there. … Continue reading
Clean Freak
I used to clean my house every day. Seriously. EVERY day. I had a routine that included vacuuming, dusting, and cleaning the bathrooms. I went through so much Windex my husband dubbed me the Windex Queen. And it didn’t stop … Continue reading
My Funny Valentine
Confession time… I’m not romantic. Today will be the 29th Valentine’s Day that I’ve spent with my husband. My hubby, Mr. Fit Forever, spent his last dollar on roses for me for our very first Valentine’s Day in 1983. Sweet, isn’t … Continue reading
A rude awakening
I was in shock. I had just discovered that my son had not one, but TWO babies – both named Fred, and that he had dropped them off at a daycare on his way to work but couldn’t remember where … Continue reading
Thank you Caroline Manzo
FINALLY. I can step out of the closet. Thanks only to Caroline Manzo. If you don’t know Caroline Manzo, then you probably don’t watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey. But you should. It’s fascinating! And Caroline is my FAVORITE housewife. … Continue reading