This just in:
“Dumb blonde proven to have a screw loose. Actual photos to follow. Now back to you, Bob.”
Don’t I wish it was THAT spectacular. Today when I was getting my hair cut, my stylist/therapist didn’t seem at all surprised to learn I had a couple of loose screws. Instead she nodded and appeared less than alarmed. I think I may have even seen that little bubble hovering over her head that read, “oh my, that explains soooo much!”
Anywho, I didn’t want to lose EITHER of my subscribers while I”m going through this small adjustment, so I thought I would give you a few teasers as to what fascinating musings I’ve been working on.
- Apple of my eye – a humorous but sweet blog about the first man in my life, my Daddy
- An update on my boycott of high fructose corn syrup – information as to how my abstaining from the consumption of HFCS was sabotaged by some sweet, lovely church ladies – falling off the wagon only to rise again
- 7 year itch – a look back at how the past 7 years changed me forever
I’m also working on a mother’s day video confessional that I’m really excited about. A list of questions will be posted and I’m looking for some brave women with web cameras or flip video cameras who are willing to be transparent.
And, although it pains me to have to limit my time spent pecking away on this keyboard (truly, it physically pains me and sometimes makes my elbow bleed) I will not be doing much writing for a week or two following my screw removal. Not just because I have a low threshold of pain tolerance, but also because I intend to be in a heavily medicated state of existence.
So, to retain the few secrets I still have, and to make sure I don’t spill any of your beans, I have instructed Mr. Fit Forever to keep all wireless devices out of sight following my unfortunate procedure. Except for my web cam, which I intend to use to visually show off my new stitches.
Stayed tuned. I have a feeling these next few weeks may prove to be quite invigorating.